FAQ

What is a Scorpion Valentine?
A real-life (but not living), edible scorpion in a strawberry guava coating* inspired by Topo Chico Hard Seltzer’s Strawberry Guava hard seltzer flavor.


Why did Topo Chico Hard Seltzer want to create a Scorpion Valentine ?
As a brand that lives to provide the unexpected, we’re excited to bring folks a different way to celebrate this traditionally ~red-roses and romance~-focused holiday. What better way to do so, than by tapping into our southwestern roots with a Scorpion Valentine.


How are the Scorpion Valentines made?
We partnered with trusted, food-licensed vendors to secure and safety-proof edible scorpions, adding our signature strawberry guava flavor for a sweet sting. The Scorpion Valentines are ethically sourced and hand-crafted, made-to-order.


Is the Scorpion Valentine safe to eat?

Yes. Scorpion stingers are no longer poisonous once exposed to heat and are widely consumed as a part of Mexican cuisine. In Durango, Mexico, you might find some since they’re common in local taquerias.


Store properly in a cool, dry, dark place away from heat, moisture, and strong scents. Consumption within six months of opening package recommended. Prepared and packaged under USDA-approved ServSafe Food Handling guidelines and in accordance with FDA regulations. Do not consume if the product appears to be opened or damaged.


Is the Scorpion Valentine edible?
¡Sure is! Buen provecho.


Is there Topo Chico Hard Seltzer in the Scorpion Valentine?
While there is technically no hard seltzer in the actual scorpion, they have been flavored with a coating inspired by our unique, Strawberry Guava flavor offering.


What if I have an allergy?
This product contains non-poisonous Manchurian Scorpions. Consumers who are allergic to shellfish should proceed with similar caution.


How much are the Topo Chico Hard Seltzer Scorpion Valentines?
Each one sells for $6.99 and will be on sale from February 10-14th, 2023, while sales last. Shipping costs not included.


How many Scorpion Valentines can I order?
Each patron can order up to one Scorpion Valentine (choose your recipient wisely!).


How long will it take for my Topo Chico Hard Seltzer Scorpion Valentine to arrive?
Once your order has been placed, it should arrive within 3-4 weeks via ground shipping.


Can I purchase a Scorpion Valentine if I’m under 21?
Yes, there is no alcohol in the Scorpion Valentine—but they might get you hot and bothered!
Must be 21+ to be eligible for a rebate of TCHS.


Can the recipient of the Scorpion Valentine return it?
No. We don’t accept returns at this time.


Can I buy one for myself, or do I have to buy a Scorpion Valentine for someone else?
You’re welcome to purchase for the recipient of your choosing (yourself, included!). We’ll handle the rest.


How do I claim my rebate? 
For those who purchase our Scorpion Valentine, you can claim your Topo Chico Hard Seltzer* here.


*Rebate. Alcohol Purch. Req'd. Must be 21+. 2/10/23 – 2/19/23, or while supplies last. Void in AL, AR, HI, IN, LA, MO, NC, TX, UT, WV and where prohibited by law. Msg & Data rates may apply. Rebate via PayPal, digital prepaid card, check or gift card. Cannot be combined w/ other offers. See offer for full details.


*Ingredient and food safe information available on packaging*